This Is Where The Door Squeaks Ominously

Wow, I left a light burning. Look at my electric bill! Time to do a little spring cleaning, get the old soapbox spruced up a bit.

More Gold And Silver, All Good Coins And True

So the Catholic Church has started up with the indulgences again. Warning: New York Tightwads Times link. But apparently they're not selling them; oh no, that would be crass and cheapen the whole idea of salvation! No, you can earn one through charitable donations:

You cannot buy one — the church outlawed the sale of indulgences in 1567 — but charitable contributions, combined with other acts, can help you earn one. There is a limit of one plenary indulgence per sinner per day.

Step right up! Everyone's a winner! Bargains galore!

Oak Ridge Community Orchestra, March 3, 2012

1. Norwegian Dances, Edvard Grieg, Op. 35

Allegro Marcato:


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Dance No. 2:


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Dance No. 3:


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... and I can't find No. 4 on YouTube.

2. Swedish Dances, Max Bruch, Op. 63, Nos. 8-14, which I can't find on YouTube.

3. Finlandia, Jean Sebilius. Taste the nationalism!


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4. Edvard Grieg, Peer Gynt Suite No. 1, Op. 46

Morgenstimmung


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Aase's Death


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Anitra's Dance


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Dance in the Hall of the Mountain King


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Oak Ridge Community Orchestra, May 2011 Concert

These recordings aren't by ORCO, although the ORCO concert is being recorded.

Gabriel Faure, Pelleas et Melisande. Like Peer Gynt, this music was composed to accompany a play.

I.

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II.

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III.

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IV.

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Jacques Offenbach, Orfee dans l'enfer, an overture arranged at a later date than the first performance in 1858. Get out your clutching pearls -- someone's not taking French opera seriously!

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Ravel, Pavane pour un enfant defunt. There is only a hypothetical, conceptual dead infant involved, as Ravel composed this as a conjectural piece, something that might have been performed in the Spanish court.

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Claude Achille Debussy, Prelude a l'apres-midi d'un faune

Watch at YouTube. Dancing by Rudolf Nureyev.

Georges Bizet, Carmen Suite No. 1. And now, excerpts from one of the most famous operas ever.

I. Prelude

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Ia. Aragonaise

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II. Intermezzo

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III. Seguedille

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IV. Les dragons d'Alcalla

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V. Les Toreadors

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One Year Shy of a Century

And it doesn't seem that much has changed.

No one wanted to pay life insurance on the band members aboard the Titanic.

White Star said they were private passengers, because they were contracted out through the talent agency C.W. & F.N. Black, which had a monopoly on entertainment the British Atlantic steamships at the time. Although each band member was given a 2nd-class ticket, they were housed in crew's quarters.

The Blacks routinely took out insurance policies on their talent, and told the families to contact their insurance agent.

The insurance agent refused to pay out, and got a judgment in its favor. The families were finally beneficiaries of a public charity -- The Titanic Relief Fund.

This is a runaround all too familiar today. One is tempted to draw reference to dead peasants' insurance, the practice of large companies to pay life insurance policies on their employees with the companies as beneficiaries, except it seems that the Black talent agency didn't get a payout, either.

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN

Behold!

I bring you good tidings of great joy, which will be to all people.

(Image copyright (c) 2010 Tom Williams)

Ahh, Suburbia

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Vanity Plate

Lovely to LOL at, perhaps not so much to own.

It's a Little Dimmer Today

Leslie Nielsen has passed away.

I hadn't really thought about it very much, but I think his Commander Adams in Forbidden Planet is as much an influence on a certain, much more popular starship captain from a decade later as anything else from the science fiction of the previous eras.

Of course, later in life Nielsen turned into a lovable goof.

But he was always an entertainer. He shall be missed.

Edit: Mr. C. has closed his restaurant.

And also Irving Kershner, who directed The Empire Strikes Back and Never Shay Never Again, one of the rare non-Broccolli James Bond movies, has passed away.

And Then There Was The Time ...

... Huey, Louie and Dewey's gag turkey fell flat.

Image once again shamelessly lifted from (postmodern barney).

White Wine in the Sun

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Truths for Mature Humans

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

Here.

Someone Miscalculated.

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This is video of the demolition of the Ohio Edison Mad River Power Plant's old tower. It was supposed to fall to the northeast, or to the right in the video. Instead, after a couple of delayed detonations, it falls to the left, smashing through a set of power lines which run very close to the camera's position. The power lines whip up and down wildly, endangering the observers. No one was hurt.

'They'

The Bishop tells us: 'When the boys come back
'They will not be the same; for they'll have fought
'In a just cause: they lead the last attack
'On Anti-Christ; their comrades' blood has bought
'New right to breed an honourable race,
'They have challenged Death and dared him face to face.'

'We're none of us the same!' the boys reply.
'For George lost both his legs; and Bill's stone blind;
'Poor Jim's shot through the lungs and like to die;
'And Bert's gone syphilitic: you'll not find
'A chap who's served that hasn't found some change.
' And the Bishop said: 'The ways of God are strange!'

Siegfried Sassoon

Pratchett Knighted; Forges Sword

This year, he took his new station of Knight Bachelor seriously: Pratchett took it upon himself to forge a sword using more than 175 pounds of iron ore found in a deposit near his home in Wiltshire. For good measure, he added several chunks of meteorite — “thunderbolt iron” for their “highly magical” properties: “you’ve got to chuck that stuff in whether you believe in it or not.”

Never Work With Children Or Animals

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This is apparently Take 74.

Thanks to Cute Overload.

I Don't Think It Works That Way

"Sie sind unter uns" means "they are among us." I think you can probably think too much into that.

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Nerd Shirt!

WANT.

Oh, Wow, You're Still Here?

Whoops, did I leave the lights on all this time? :)

Here's some content for my faithful readers:

Bob Kessel's Square Superhero Art.

I had a lot of trouble identifying some of the more complex art here as to whom it represents. But don't worry, the post tells you who it's supposed to be.