One Pet Per Sailor, Parrots Preferred

D'ye ever wonder what all them salts're doin' scrubbin' the decks all the time? All they ever do in them pirate movies, scrub the decks, when they ain't swingin' on sheets or cuttin' up the canvas. Scrub, scrub, scrub.

Didn't used to be so hard to keep the decks clean afore parrots caught on.

Just sayin'.

This be me last piratical post, swear.

Wee Flyin' Mousie

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Arr, it do be enough to melt this black pirate's heart, aye.

Avast, Ye Lubbers!

Be it International Pirate Lingo Day? Aye, it be!

The lads 'ere at this yare boat're celebratin' this day, wut come but oncet a year, wi' somethin' a wee bit outside o' our usual haunts o' the Spanish Main.

Aye, we be celebratin' corp'rit piracy. If ye be unable te sail the tall ships an' take the wallowin' scows the Spaniards haul their gold in, ye can always pursue a life o' dashing hostile takeovers. The thrill o' daring cutlass fights swayin' in the breeze atop a skyscraper is as much livin' as a land lubber can do.

An' in the worl' o' corp'rit piracy, there be no pirates blacker in heart and dread of action than th' felonious knaves o' this 'ere story:

(Part One)


(Part Two)


Ya Harr!