I was born to the wrong parents. They gave me a boring, old dull name that came from a set of traditional names passed down in their families for generations.
I see now that I missed out on the most awesomest name ever. I could have been born to Sarah Palin!
She would have named me Claw Washout Palin.
Isn't that better than my naff old name?
What's your Sarah Palin name?
Monday, September 15, 2008
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Sarah Palin Action Figure Can Kuh Kuh Kuh
Ab ba ba.
Bu bu bu bu bu.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*Runs screaming for the hills*
Ab ba ba.
Bu bu bu bu bu.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
*Runs screaming for the hills*
Caturday
In honor of Caturday, here are some pictures of the kitten. We hope to find a new home for her at some point. All the animal shelters around here are full up of cats, but one of them at least is offering to advertise her on their website.
We have provisionally named her "Velvet" because she's nice and soft. This does not mean that we're going to keep her, though. I think Spook would go on hunger strike if we did. Of course, I don't know how Spook learned to guard her food from other cats. When I feed Spook, little bit here slinks up with an intent look on her face and Spook decides the best course of action is to abandon her bowl and ask to go outside. So then of course teufel here eats all the food.
Cats.
Friday, September 12, 2008
Friday Random 20 Meme
All right, it's a slow Friday and I'm bored.
Let's do this meme we haven't done in a while!
Here's the first lines from 20 songs that Windows Media Player spat out when I asked for a random playlist. I'm skipping classical and pseudo-classical pieces that don't have words. Try to name 'em in comments!
1. I am he as you are me and we are all together.
2. Avalanche or roadblock.
3. Stop and get me on the ride up.
4. I'm always thinkin' 'bout it/Don't know what I'd do without it.
5. There was a wealthy merchant, in London he did dwell.
6. Lily is dancing on the table.
7. You must leave now, take what you need, you think will last.
8. Well I wake up in the morning, there's frogs inside my socks.
9. There was a lady in Scotland, she'd fallen in love with an Englishman.
10. Beyond the dreaming place, I watched from the darkness.
11. Well I learned the trade from Piggy Knowles.
12. Never was a cornflake girl/Thought that was a good solution.
13. Black cellphane sky at midnight/Big blue moon with three gold rings.
14. As it fell out upon one day, rich Dives he made a feast.
15. Long lost words whisper slowly to me.
16. Love sees love's happiness/But happiness can't see that love is sad.
17. High water risin' -- risin' night and day/All the gold and silver being stolen away.
18. The broken glass/And the rusty nails/Where the violets grow/Say goodbye to the railroad/And the mad dogs of summer/And everything that I know. [1]
19. I've seen love go by my door/Never been this close before/Never been so easy, or so slow.
20. Oh, take care of all my children/Don't let them wander and roam.
[1] The first two lines here are so unpleasant that I thought we could maybe handle a little more.
Leave your guesses in comments!
Let's do this meme we haven't done in a while!
Here's the first lines from 20 songs that Windows Media Player spat out when I asked for a random playlist. I'm skipping classical and pseudo-classical pieces that don't have words. Try to name 'em in comments!
1. I am he as you are me and we are all together.
2. Avalanche or roadblock.
3. Stop and get me on the ride up.
4. I'm always thinkin' 'bout it/Don't know what I'd do without it.
5. There was a wealthy merchant, in London he did dwell.
6. Lily is dancing on the table.
7. You must leave now, take what you need, you think will last.
8. Well I wake up in the morning, there's frogs inside my socks.
9. There was a lady in Scotland, she'd fallen in love with an Englishman.
10. Beyond the dreaming place, I watched from the darkness.
11. Well I learned the trade from Piggy Knowles.
12. Never was a cornflake girl/Thought that was a good solution.
13. Black cellphane sky at midnight/Big blue moon with three gold rings.
14. As it fell out upon one day, rich Dives he made a feast.
15. Long lost words whisper slowly to me.
16. Love sees love's happiness/But happiness can't see that love is sad.
17. High water risin' -- risin' night and day/All the gold and silver being stolen away.
18. The broken glass/And the rusty nails/Where the violets grow/Say goodbye to the railroad/And the mad dogs of summer/And everything that I know. [1]
19. I've seen love go by my door/Never been this close before/Never been so easy, or so slow.
20. Oh, take care of all my children/Don't let them wander and roam.
[1] The first two lines here are so unpleasant that I thought we could maybe handle a little more.
Leave your guesses in comments!
Thursday, September 11, 2008
I Say, Sirrah!
This is false advertising!
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I demand the piscine presence that was promised on the package!
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I demand the piscine presence that was promised on the package!
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Sister, Please
Apparently, when questioned about why she flew back to Alaska after her water broke, Sarah Palin explained that her dear husband didn't want their child to be born a Texan.
Perfectly reasonable. Let's let partisan pride stand in the way of the health and welfare of our horrible, grudge-bearing wife and our sweet, innocent son, shall we? Sounds good to me.
Via Avedon.
Perfectly reasonable. Let's let partisan pride stand in the way of the health and welfare of our horrible, grudge-bearing wife and our sweet, innocent son, shall we? Sounds good to me.
Via Avedon.
Weddings Kill
!!!RANT WARNING!!!
Most fairy tales end with a wedding. Prince Charming carries the Formerly Forlorn But Now Ecstatically Happy Princess off into the sunset on his White Charger, having vanquished the Evil Machinations of the FFBNEH Princess' older female relatives, this serving as both proposal and acceptance of marriage.
They Live Happily Ever After. What happens after the wedding, where they live, how many children they have, what they do when the bank forecloses on their modest little ranch castle, how they tell their little one that the puppy can't stay, all these things are glossed over. End of story. The rest of their lives flash past so quickly that the conclusion that it's the wedding that kills them is rather inescapable.
I bring that up because Lynn Johnston has just declared her strip For Better or For Worse to be Over and Done With. It ended on the wedding of the older girl, Elizabeth, to her high school sweetheart, who's already had one failed marriage and a toddler thereby, and for whom she dumped her teaching job with Native Canadian kids, her relationship with the reservation policeman, and her other relationship with the helicopter pilot.
Yes, Lynn Johnston's Prince Charming is a used-car-lot accountant with an ex-wife and no social life, who rescued Elizabeth from a potential rapist a couple years ago only to instantly demand her emotional support because his marriage was failing. I'm talking, like, in the car on the way to the police station to file charges. At least he dumped the pornstache. Jesus.
In spite of myself, I was wanting Elizabeth and April, the two central sisters, to escape from all this humdrum life and do something exciting. It's a story, after all, why do I want to read about someone who's going to just take care of her kids and get a part-time job after they're old enough to let themselves in after school? I want to read about the Dashing Reservation Teacher And Her Handsome Chopper Pilot. This was made all the worse by having plenty of examples of what married life means for women already there in the strip. Elly has always been dull, and the humor in the early years of the strip was largely based on her children being annoying. As they got older, the drama started to overwhelm the humor, such that we recently had some graveyard humor concerning Lizardbreath's ailing, hospitalized grandpa being at her wedding "in spirit," which was pounded to death by the last panel's tearful protestations that "I thought he was going to pull through!"
Then there's Michael's wife, Deanna. Michael gets to be a big author, and get an incredibly huge advance on his first book (It doesn't work that way, Lynn!). That just underscores the unfairness of it all. Michael, who possesses a Y chromosome, gets the glory and the excitement, his existence is publicly approved by the world of the comic strip, and while he's off schmoozing at parties, Deanna gets to put the kids to bed.
What this world needs is more married people having adventures. I am worried about what those tales about Prince Charming are telling girls about their futures.
Most fairy tales end with a wedding. Prince Charming carries the Formerly Forlorn But Now Ecstatically Happy Princess off into the sunset on his White Charger, having vanquished the Evil Machinations of the FFBNEH Princess' older female relatives, this serving as both proposal and acceptance of marriage.
They Live Happily Ever After. What happens after the wedding, where they live, how many children they have, what they do when the bank forecloses on their modest little ranch castle, how they tell their little one that the puppy can't stay, all these things are glossed over. End of story. The rest of their lives flash past so quickly that the conclusion that it's the wedding that kills them is rather inescapable.
I bring that up because Lynn Johnston has just declared her strip For Better or For Worse to be Over and Done With. It ended on the wedding of the older girl, Elizabeth, to her high school sweetheart, who's already had one failed marriage and a toddler thereby, and for whom she dumped her teaching job with Native Canadian kids, her relationship with the reservation policeman, and her other relationship with the helicopter pilot.
Yes, Lynn Johnston's Prince Charming is a used-car-lot accountant with an ex-wife and no social life, who rescued Elizabeth from a potential rapist a couple years ago only to instantly demand her emotional support because his marriage was failing. I'm talking, like, in the car on the way to the police station to file charges. At least he dumped the pornstache. Jesus.
In spite of myself, I was wanting Elizabeth and April, the two central sisters, to escape from all this humdrum life and do something exciting. It's a story, after all, why do I want to read about someone who's going to just take care of her kids and get a part-time job after they're old enough to let themselves in after school? I want to read about the Dashing Reservation Teacher And Her Handsome Chopper Pilot. This was made all the worse by having plenty of examples of what married life means for women already there in the strip. Elly has always been dull, and the humor in the early years of the strip was largely based on her children being annoying. As they got older, the drama started to overwhelm the humor, such that we recently had some graveyard humor concerning Lizardbreath's ailing, hospitalized grandpa being at her wedding "in spirit," which was pounded to death by the last panel's tearful protestations that "I thought he was going to pull through!"
Then there's Michael's wife, Deanna. Michael gets to be a big author, and get an incredibly huge advance on his first book (It doesn't work that way, Lynn!). That just underscores the unfairness of it all. Michael, who possesses a Y chromosome, gets the glory and the excitement, his existence is publicly approved by the world of the comic strip, and while he's off schmoozing at parties, Deanna gets to put the kids to bed.
What this world needs is more married people having adventures. I am worried about what those tales about Prince Charming are telling girls about their futures.
Monday, September 8, 2008
Just a Loyalty Test
(This post is in regards to a column in the Boston Herald, "Palin asked Wasilla librarian about censoring books." Via Sherry Chandler.)
Much has been made lately of Sarah Palin's questions to a Wasilla, Alaska librarian about removing books from library shelves. The librarian, Mary Ellen Emmons (now Baker), refused, and she is much to be lauded because of it.
Then-Mayor Palin was all set to dismiss her (if Mrs. Palin's immediate predecessor -- John Stein -- could appoint Ms. Emmons to the post, it stands to reason that Mrs. Palin could dismiss her) until public disapprobation dissuaded her.
But that came after a letter asking for Ms. Emmon's resignation. The police chief, the public works director, and the finance director also got similar letters. These letters were explained by Palin at the time as "loyalty tests," which is what has got me all het up.
Emmons and Police Chief Irl Stambaugh had publicly supported John Stein against Mrs. Palin during the election. To then ask for their resignation within the first few months of her term would seem to me retaliatory and pugnacious, with an intent to suppress opposition to her candidacy and her administration, and on a larger scope, to prevent private citizens who hold public positions from expressing their endorsements at any time, the state's or their own.
And to term such letters "loyalty tests" is to mistake oneself for the state. Does Mrs. Palin expect loyalty to her personally to trump the loyalty of public officials to their jobs and the people? Are we living in a democracy, or a feudal system? Does Mrs. Palin give out treasure and land to people who prove themselves loyal to her? I guess it's just plum jobs and sinecures nowadays, but I'm not sure I'd trust her not to abuse eminent domain if she thought she could get away with it.
This woman does not deserve to be anywhere near the levers of power at any level in this country, or any other. Her disposition to abuse her power in order to exercise her grudges is indisputably established at this point. What did she ask the Alaska State Troopers to do? What would she ask the Secret Service to do?
Much has been made lately of Sarah Palin's questions to a Wasilla, Alaska librarian about removing books from library shelves. The librarian, Mary Ellen Emmons (now Baker), refused, and she is much to be lauded because of it.
Then-Mayor Palin was all set to dismiss her (if Mrs. Palin's immediate predecessor -- John Stein -- could appoint Ms. Emmons to the post, it stands to reason that Mrs. Palin could dismiss her) until public disapprobation dissuaded her.
But that came after a letter asking for Ms. Emmon's resignation. The police chief, the public works director, and the finance director also got similar letters. These letters were explained by Palin at the time as "loyalty tests," which is what has got me all het up.
Emmons and Police Chief Irl Stambaugh had publicly supported John Stein against Mrs. Palin during the election. To then ask for their resignation within the first few months of her term would seem to me retaliatory and pugnacious, with an intent to suppress opposition to her candidacy and her administration, and on a larger scope, to prevent private citizens who hold public positions from expressing their endorsements at any time, the state's or their own.
And to term such letters "loyalty tests" is to mistake oneself for the state. Does Mrs. Palin expect loyalty to her personally to trump the loyalty of public officials to their jobs and the people? Are we living in a democracy, or a feudal system? Does Mrs. Palin give out treasure and land to people who prove themselves loyal to her? I guess it's just plum jobs and sinecures nowadays, but I'm not sure I'd trust her not to abuse eminent domain if she thought she could get away with it.
This woman does not deserve to be anywhere near the levers of power at any level in this country, or any other. Her disposition to abuse her power in order to exercise her grudges is indisputably established at this point. What did she ask the Alaska State Troopers to do? What would she ask the Secret Service to do?
I have this strange compulsion
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I think I'm going to wander over and put food in Spook's bowl.
Huh. I wonder why I did that.
Friday, September 5, 2008
Oh Boy.
When informed of the outcome of the Democratic primary, Sarah Palin allegedly stated
in the middle of a crowded restaurant in Alaska, to the great amusement of her dinner companions.
She also apparently has Alaskans frightened of drawing her wrath upon them.
According to that article, Sarah Palin squandered Wasilla's budget and left the town $22 million in debt with no appreciable infrastructure to match its explosive growth, and apparently spent some of that money remodeling her office several times. I wonder if one of those times, she built herself a little igloo Barad-Dur.
Do we really want her anywhere near the levers of power in this country?
So Sambo beat the bitch!
in the middle of a crowded restaurant in Alaska, to the great amusement of her dinner companions.
She also apparently has Alaskans frightened of drawing her wrath upon them.
According to that article, Sarah Palin squandered Wasilla's budget and left the town $22 million in debt with no appreciable infrastructure to match its explosive growth, and apparently spent some of that money remodeling her office several times. I wonder if one of those times, she built herself a little igloo Barad-Dur.
Do we really want her anywhere near the levers of power in this country?
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