Thursday, September 24, 2009


Via Pharyngula.

Oh Shit

US Census Worker Found Hanged in Kentucky:

When Bill Sparkman told retired trooper Gilbert Acciardo that he was going door-to-door collecting census data in rural Kentucky, the former cop drew on years of experience for a warning: "Be careful."

The 51-year-old Sparkman was found this month hanged from a tree near a Kentucky cemetery with the word "fed" scrawled on his chest, a law enforcement official said Wednesday, and the FBI is investigating whether he was a victim of anti-government sentiment.

Oh shit.

Hat tip to skippy the bush kangaroo.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Redefining The Action Figure


The Inaction Figure!

(Picture yoinked from Shakesville.)

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

The Final Confrontation

A Day Without Cats, Chapter 6


A Word From Dennis Crane

A Day Without Cats, Chapter 5

William Shatner
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A Three-Hour Tour

A Day Without Cats, Chapter 4

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A Message From The UFPSPCA

A Day Without Cats, Chapter 3

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To Hug The Mountain

A Day Without Cats, Chapter 2

A Day Without Cats?

Someone has declared today, 9/9/2009, to be a day without cats on the Internet.

Fine. I'm cool with that.

But you risk getting glutted on that other Internet ominpresence...

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Bill Shatner!!

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Oh, Grand

PeTA continues to grab attention for its issues by exploiting women.

I have no idea who Nia Long is, I'll be frank, but I'm glad to see PeTA is continuing to value animals over women so much.

I grabbed this photo over at Photoshop Disasters, who put it up because of the awful 'shop job done on putting in the subway, but also because PeTA is aggravating.

I'm more concerned that they chose a photo of Ms. Long that was not entirely artfully arranged. They have a couple spots to cover up, and by coincidence the two are almost vertically aligned, so the art department decides to put in a pole to preserve modesty.

"It's a subway, right? There are poles in the subway cars to hang on to, right? So who'll notice this?" I imagine they said.

Except it's right in front of the doors, and the way they've put it in makes her look like a pole dancer.

While they were busy airbrushing out all her moles and her belly, couldn't they just have covered over her naughty bits?

Nope, it's easier to try and evoke sexy times than put in a bit more work.

And who wears fur? Are straight men and gay women really the largest consumers of fur? Are there no straight women who buy fur? How is this ad supposed to appeal to them? Where are the naked Bruce Willises and Matt Damons demonstrating their abhorrence for the fur industry?

Now That's A Senator

Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) draws a rough map of the United States.

Wow. I so want to hear what he's saying as he draws this map.