I was born to the wrong parents. They gave me a boring, old dull name that came from a set of traditional names passed down in their families for generations.
I see now that I missed out on the most awesomest name ever. I could have been born to Sarah Palin!
She would have named me Claw Washout Palin.
Isn't that better than my naff old name?
What's your Sarah Palin name?