Friday, February 13, 2009

Shorter Religious Right

Phrase "Religious Right" Misused, Conservatives Say

We evangelical dominionists have to find something new to call ourselves, because our current title has been polluted by the reality-based community calling us on our intolerant, aggressive and dangerous bullshit.

Alternate Shorter:

This steel-toed boot is all worn out. Let's get a nice pink, fluffy pump to wear to our next gay bashing.

Hat tip to Pam at Pandagon.

1 comment:

Falconer said...

Or even, "Hey, wow, when we decided to appeal to the nativists, racists, homophobes and frothing evangelicals in order to amass political power, we never once thought it would come back to bite us in the ass."
Seriously, I could go on all day.