So David tells me to contact the Cheyenne Ambulatory Care Center in Oak Ridge to get some records for one of our clients.
I say Okay, and head on over to Yellowpages.com which doesn't have it.
I scour the Yellow Pages in the phone book, hoping to Magnum, P.I.* up a number. Nope.
I call 411. I have to say "One" twice to get a government or business listing; apparently the robot wasn't listening to me the first time. The droid also fails to bring up a number for it, and dumps me into the wait queue for a live person.
She's very sorry, but there's no listing. Can she help me with another listing today?
So I ask for Methodist Medical Center in Oak Ridge. That at least is recognized by AT&T.
But I know Cheyenne Ambulatory is there. It's on the Turnpike. I pass it twice each workday. Isabel had her nose job done there. What, didn't they pay their phone bill?
Update the First: All right, it wasn't rhinoplasty, it was surgery to correct a deviated septum. It just amuses me to call it a nose job; however, since it doesn't amuse Isabel I guess that behavior is going to extinguish.
Update the Second: The Cheyenne Ambulatory Care Center is a satellite of Methodist Medical Center. At least I ain't crazy.