Ladies and Gentlemen, I present for your consideration:
Answer Me Jesus
"Like a magic 8 ball, but infinitely more wise."
So you can finally get an answer to that burning question of life, "Does the red-haired girl like me?"
Next up: Holy Cootie Catchers! God's Ouija Board! You name it, we'll slap Savior Stickers (R) all over it and market it as wholesome family fun!