Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Results Unclear: Pray Again Later

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present for your consideration:

Answer Me Jesus

"Like a magic 8 ball, but infinitely more wise."

So you can finally get an answer to that burning question of life, "Does the red-haired girl like me?"

Next up: Holy Cootie Catchers! God's Ouija Board! You name it, we'll slap Savior Stickers (R) all over it and market it as wholesome family fun!

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