Monday, April 21, 2008

All Right, Another Meme

So I got kind of caught in the shotgun-blast of Mum's meme-tagging. Quoth She:

I tag anybody who reads here to confess your own mundanities.

Hah! I'll not let this challenge go unanswered! Prepare ye, to be bored out of your skull!

Favorite laundry detergent: I prefer Tide Free. No chemical smells or bleach.

Favorite item used for an unintended purpose: The Internet. I'm sure, when Al Gore funded the development of ARPANet, he didn't intend it to be 90% cat pics, 7% porn, and 3% slash fan fic, especially since Tipper was so concerned that our young folk might be exposed to harsh language on our rock'n'roll records.

Favorite way to buy music: With a gift card. Seriously, though, I rarely buy music anymore, not since the big CD store in downtown K-ville closed down. McKay's almost never has the specific album I'm looking for.

How clean is your car? I wouldn't recommend eating off it unless you like oak pollen. I'm not going to think too hard about what oak trees use that pollen for. I guess they're exempt from punishment for Onanism, though.

How clean is your apartment/house/room? Heh. I spend most of my time in the kitchen and the bathroom, because a) ants; and b) icky black slime that probably dissolves flesh or something.

How clean is your office? We pay someone to come in every Sunday and vacuum the carpets and take out the trash. If I ever stop posting on this blog, however, someone come and see if I'm not trapped under a collapsed pile of paperwork.

Favorite weekly free time: Saturday and Sunday mornings. After my early-morning walk, I've got several hours left to hog the PlayStation before Isabel gets up, or surf the web, or just scribble.

Is there a word, phrase, or gesture that is identifiably yours? Not... anymore. And I'm afraid the court order prevents me from discussing this subject any further than that.

Most effective medicine for one (or more) of your ailments: I'm high on life, baby!

A favorite thing you try to sell/push/encourage your friends to try: YouTube. I'm seriously emailing folk with videos all the time.

Favorite new (or new-to-you) thing: Avatar: The Last Airbender. Seriously fun, guys, even though it's rated 8+ and runs on Nick.

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